The Ironic Unicorn

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a-joshifer-shipper:

mockingjace:

ennobaria:

Jennifer about the fans

#her bodyguard tho

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"You all need jesus."

"You all smell of peasant"

(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily)

allcreatures:

This baby elephant landed itself in a right old mess after falling down a railway embankment.

Stuck fast in the muddy ravine, its attempts to get free failed time and again. Luckily, a train was passing by and passengers, upset to see the forlorn animal in a pickle, convinced the driver to stop so they could free it.

While one commuter enticed the elephant to the top of the ditch by holding out tree branches for it to eat, others joined the rescue and eventually pulled the animal out of its predicament.

The calf suffered no injuries in the fall and probably learned not to stray too far from the herd in future following its muddy misadventure.

Officials say the elephant had been walking across rail tracks in Goalpara, in the state of Assam, north-east India, when it fell into the ditch.

(via Goalpara, Assam: Baby elephant gets stuck after falling down railway embankment | Metro News)

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

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(Source: m3lodigression)

Apr 7

loftwingfeathers:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

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Congratulations. You found the only relevant usage of that gif.

(Source: zustin)

Apr 6

lorderebus:

forsures:

zee:

braixen:

zee:

braixen:

zee:

braixen:

braixen:

60s spiderman memes are the best

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I’ve been

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waiting for this thread

Apr 5

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

eyebrows-are-better-than-people:

Feminism is for men to.

Let me repeat:

FEMINISM IS FOR MEN TO.

Thank you for listening.

Too*

221cbakerstreet:

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

thebrownette:

You’re welcome.

thebrownette:

You’re welcome.

(Source: misohead)