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May 2

acynicalsnowflake:

the-riversong:

artistinthetardis413:

*screams*
IT’S
*tears down wall*
JUST
*pounds chest*
THE
*destroys entire city*
DOCTOR.

God, why do people get so angry about this.

This joke was made for non-whovians to understand. I don’t think the line ‘I’ve already had to say goodbye to eleven doctors’ would make much sense for people who’ve never seen Who. So there’s no need to be so rageful about it.

I agree completely. I mean, I get that it’s just the Doctor but a lot of people would not understand that reference otherwise. It’s actually really considerate that they made it ‘Doctor Whos’ instead and personally, I think it’s quite nice that everyone can get the joke that way.. So that these kind of parts aren’t exclusive to certain people. But yes. I 100% agree with the above. 

(Source: riversclara)

May 2
acynicalsnowflake:

the-alltimelow:

jalexruined-mylife:

im on mobile so all I can see is Heisenberg but im pretty sure this is about alex gaskarth

you are correct

Except you specified that all you could see was Heisenberg.. if that was true, how would you know that the screen switched giving you anything to see but just a gif of Heisenberg?

acynicalsnowflake:

the-alltimelow:

jalexruined-mylife:

im on mobile so all I can see is Heisenberg but im pretty sure this is about alex gaskarth

you are correct

Except you specified that all you could see was Heisenberg.. if that was true, how would you know that the screen switched giving you anything to see but just a gif of Heisenberg?

a-joshifer-shipper:

mockingjace:

ennobaria:

Jennifer about the fans

#her bodyguard tho

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"You all need jesus."

"You all smell of peasant"

(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily)

allcreatures:

This baby elephant landed itself in a right old mess after falling down a railway embankment.

Stuck fast in the muddy ravine, its attempts to get free failed time and again. Luckily, a train was passing by and passengers, upset to see the forlorn animal in a pickle, convinced the driver to stop so they could free it.

While one commuter enticed the elephant to the top of the ditch by holding out tree branches for it to eat, others joined the rescue and eventually pulled the animal out of its predicament.

The calf suffered no injuries in the fall and probably learned not to stray too far from the herd in future following its muddy misadventure.

Officials say the elephant had been walking across rail tracks in Goalpara, in the state of Assam, north-east India, when it fell into the ditch.

(via Goalpara, Assam: Baby elephant gets stuck after falling down railway embankment | Metro News)

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

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(Source: m3lodigression)

Apr 7

loftwingfeathers:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

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Congratulations. You found the only relevant usage of that gif.

(Source: zustin)

Apr 6

lorderebus:

forsures:

zee:

braixen:

zee:

braixen:

zee:

braixen:

braixen:

60s spiderman memes are the best

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I’ve been

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waiting for this thread

(Source: braig)

Apr 5

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

eyebrows-are-better-than-people:

Feminism is for men to.

Let me repeat:

FEMINISM IS FOR MEN TO.

Thank you for listening.

Too*

221cbakerstreet:

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can